We honor the electron in many ways, you may have noticed the
hat I wear in the homepage picture. This is not some mere act
of craziness. We do this to demonstrate our understanding of
the communal nature of the electron. You see, in most metals
atoms show a similar trait known as covalent bonding. This is
where the atoms share a weak attractive force that causes the
electrons to move between the atomic shells throughout the
atoms of the metal. This sense of sharing is what we hope to
catch in metaphor and honor in the wearing of the foil hat.
This trait in bonding was first discovered by Gilbert Newton
Lewis in the year 1916, although the atomic model he predict
would have obviously looked a bit different than we have now.
As I have said before, the electron is all powerful. We
believe the electron must be placated and the proper respects
shown. Every electron in the universe is uniform and as we can
be tell never truly disappears, just moves. For a long lime
physics has known that energy is transferred, not destroyed.
With this in mind we make the leap that when we die our
internal energy must be transferred to a new location. This
location is where the electron wills it. Join my congregation,
show your love of the electron, earn it love so that you are
taken care of in the afterlife. Once you identify as a
follower you observe the word of the congregation leader, as
he is the mouthpiece of the electron and you should generally
do what ever he says. Image thanks to https://wirdou.com/2012/10/24/types-of-chemical-bonds-2-covalent/
