Jokes:
UCI Lecture Demonstration Program.  2007. 
            <http://ucildp.wordpress.com/2007/12/05/the-physics-of-chuck-norris/>


Intro:

Bio.  <http://www.biography.com/articles/Chuck-Norris-15720761>
Karate Woodlands. 2009.  <http://www.karatewoodlands.com/ourmaster.html>
                                      <http://www.karatewoodlands.com/ourmaster2.html>
         Images:
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Big Bang:

Universe Today.  <http://www.universetoday.com/24328/how-many-stars/>
Hyper Text Book. 2000.  <http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2000/LeonVaysburd.shtml>
Nasa.  <http://science.nasa.gov/astrophysics/focus-areas/what-is-dark-energy/>
Worsley School.  1999.  <http://www.worsleyschool.net/science/files/emc2/emc2.html>
        Images:

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                    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://crossfitmaximus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/chuck_norris.jpg&imgrefurl=http://crossfitmaximus.com/2010/05/wod-51410-chuck-norris-smackdown/&h=379&w=329&sz=70&tbnid=ATvPe_70gx6yqM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dchuck%2Bnorris&zoom=1&q=chuck+norris&usg=__Ls6K1fnn04r6yqcfn-OtOBMemYc=&sa=X&ei=AZPtTIfpJIj2sgaHvuz3Dg&ved=0CE0Q9QEwBA


Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle:

American Institute of Physics.  2010.  <http://www.aip.org/history/heisenberg/p08.htm>
        Images:
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Time Travel:

Physlink.  <http://www.physlink.com/education/askexperts/ae283.cfm>
        Images:
                    http://www.physlink.com/education/askexperts/ae283.cfm
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Mass:

Enotes.  <http://www.enotes.com/science-fact-finder/earth/what-mass-earth>

Bauer, Wolfgang, and Gary D. Westfall.  University Physics With Modern Physics.  New York: McGraw Hill.