The Physics of Riding a Rock

In the episode of Spongebob Squarepants called Pizza Delivery, one of the best physics related scenes happens; and this scene is when Spongebob climbs on top of a rock and rides it. This is improbable, and likely very impossible, but we're here to find out the physics behind it.
 
Spongebob Riding a Rock

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To begin, we assumed a few things; for this problem Spongebob will be 5 centimeters tall, or .05 meters, and looking at pictures we're going to say the rock is about five times his height. This would mean the height of the rock is .25 meters. Continuing, the rock is assumed to be a box which allows us to find the volume. The density of rock salt is found to be 2.5 grams per centimeter cubed, and the volume of a rock with a 10 cm square base and a height of 25 centimeters is 2500 centimeters cubed. So, we end up finding that this rock Spongebob rides is about 6.25 kilograms.
 
The next step in our math is to assume a speed, for this project we're going to say that the rock is moving at about sixty miles per hour, given that the above picture makes it look really fast. This speed would end up being 26.82 meters per second. Below is all of the information needed that was found:

Speed of Rock - 26.82 m/s
Mass of Rock - 6.25 kg

Now, the momentum equation:

p=mvp = mv

says that momentum is conserved, but for this case, a rock is starting from rest and just..moving. The momentum would then be:

p=mv=6.25*26.82=167.625Nm

But something should have, theoretically, transferred its momentum to the rock for this to happen. So, for this problem we're going to say there was an invisible mermaid swimming and she magically transferred her momentum to the rock or something. Highly unlikely if you ask me, so maybe there was an elastic collision and this mermaid was just swimming along and struck this rock. Which would mean we could find the speed she would have to be going using this equation:


vf(m1+m2)/2m1=vi


Where vf is the final velocity of the rock, m1 is the mermaid, which we're going to say is 50 kg, m2 is the rock, and vi is the velocity the mermaid was moving with. Using this, we came up with:

Vi = 15.5 m/s

A little more likely, but of course these calculations were done without taking into account the water resistance the creatures felt, and the belief that mermaids exist. It also needs to be clear that it's not just a boulder, it's a rock. As Spongebob said, "The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles."



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