So I'm something of a geek.

Not the kind that bites the heads off of chickens, mind you.

Just a geek.

I listen to MC Frontalot and MC Hawking while working on Python code.

I play video games.

Not particulary manly video games, honestly.

I mean, Call of Duty? Not my thing.

Nope.

I play fairly silly video games.

And sometimes, when my wife and I are sailing the Midnight seas aboard the Haughty Sild, while the proud flag of the Tinfoil Hats (our pirate crew) snaps in the breeze above us,