So I'm something of a geek.
Not the kind that bites the heads off of chickens, mind you.
Just a geek.
I play video games.
Not particulary manly video games, honestly.
I mean, Call of Duty? Not my thing.
I play fairly silly video games.
I play Puzzle Pirates.
And sometimes, when my wife and I are sailing the Midnight seas aboard the Haughty Sild, while the proud flag of the Tinfoil Hats (our pirate crew) snaps in the breeze above us,
I begin to wonder...