On
the first day of class, she found out she was made of sugar and had lots of
energy, how else could she have
kept all of the square-head fellows happy, it was a lot of work!
Her professor, Dr.Doomsday Newman, told her that she was mass,
and that all mass has energy.
She was very light, and didn't really understand how she could weigh so little
and have so much energy. Dr.Doomsday assured her
she would understand by the end of the semester.